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Three Weeks to Go; Preparations are Under Way
Details for the 2005 Race Expo are Released |
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Watertown, MA
-- Registrations from vendors for the 2005 Patch Sprint Expo are down from past years but race directors promise that the event will be “better than ever”. Vendors that have traditionally participated in the Patch Sprint Expo including Kobakathon RX and Heins Family Dentistry still have not committed. Many believe that the free cost of table space is keeping vendors away. The Expo is scheduled for Friday, May 27 at 6:00pm at Robinson Hall, Willsboro, NY. |
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Both Kobakathon RX and Heins Family Dentistry have seen their stock prices dive in past months. Kobakathon, the high energy beverage is now believed to contribute to lower body injuries and positive steroid tests. While Heins Dentistry may keep teeth straight and white, it cannot ward off the misery of frostbite. Neither endorser has committed to the 2005 Patch Sprint Expo. |
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Kobakathon |
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Family Dentistry |
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Several vendors have stated their intentions to increase their presence at the expo. Blue Boar Hell Hockey plans to increase membership operations this year. Dan Herbert, a spokesman for the team, stated, “We were only outscored 21 to 2 at the CAN/AM tournament this year. We believe was that a result of our recruiting efforts at the expo last year.” |
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2005 PATCH SPRINT EXPO |
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RIGHT: Blue Boar Hell Hockey playing to a full house last month in Lake Placid, just minutes before a major on-ice brawl, started by Erik Zimmerman and Mike Daley, cancelled the game. |
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Several new vendors will feature products at the 2005 expo. Former Patch Sprint Director Mike Daley will introduce Mike D’s Fly Juice. When asked about the product Daley rapped, “I’m Mike D. –I got all the fly juice.” Then the kid said, “get ready cause this ain’t funny my name’s Mike D. and I’m about to get money”. Daley refused to comment on allegations of monkey drinking and peep-show seeking on the forty-deuce. |
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It is not clear what Mike D’s Fly Juice is but it is rumored to have been developed in consultation with Jim Kobak, Jason Fiegl and those Stuyvesant twins. Kobak was unavailable but Fiegl commented “I'm down with Mike D. and it ain't no baloney. For real, not phony - O.E. and Rice-a-Roni.” |
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PATCH BRIEFS: 60 people have now registered for the Patch Sprint. Four T-shirts remain from the original order. If you'd like a T-shirt, register on line as a racer, trekker, volunteer or "friend."....
Injury Update: Kobak's groin; G. Henderson's knee; C. Durlacher's knee; Seitz' knee; Lynch's health; Kobak's hammy; Heins' extremities; Bornt's allergies; C. Zimmerman's leg;
E. Zimmerman's toe; Corell's asthma; K. Durlacher's back; Herz's motivation; Sanders wherabouts; Durant's patience. All other participants are fit.
COMING SOON ON-LINE:
*** Final Lodging and Weekend Schedule information ***
*** Danny Sheridan's Annual Patch Predictions *** |
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Register for the Patch Sprint
Detailed Information about Current Registrants
Patch Sprint Home |
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