CANNING NAMED RACE DIRECTOR

”No-Nonsense, Have Fun Approach”

     In an announcement released last night, former Patch Sprint trekker and longtime volunteer Erin Canning has been designated as the event’s new raceEcanning Director.  The position is effective immediately, with Canning expected to serve many roles in advance of, as well as during Patch Sprint weekend, May 28-30.

     “I’m honored to take on this responsibility,” said Canning, who has been involved with the Patch Sprint since 2001.  “At the same

CanningAxe

Canning promises that “the axe will fall” on anyone who doesn’t work to make the Patch Sprint the “greatest race in the Universe”

time, I’m a little nervous about the enormity of this undertaking.”  Perhaps, Canning was also alluding to the string of bad luck that has befallen many of her predecessors in the role.  The Patch Sprint has gone through six directors in its relatively short 13 year span.  “The position has been kind of like the being the drummer for Spinal Tap,” stated event co-chairman Tim Singer, “but we offered the post to Erin because we believe she will be on board long term.”

     Canning’s responsibilities will center around managing the logistics of the busy weekend schedule, including coordinating the volunteers, supervising the schedule, payment and registration.  “Erin has a good mix of qualities,” said Patch Sprint co-chairman Greg Henderson.  “She works well with others, has a ‘no-nonsense’ approach to leadership, yet still has the ability to kick back and have fun while at the same time getting the job done well.”
     In addition to her coordination duties, Canning will also serve as official race starter.  “I’m ready to give at an, uh, go!”

     Several other candidates were considered for the post.  “Dana Beck was a strong possibility,” said Singer, “but living 3000 miles away, she was at a bit of a disadvantage.  Should Dana decide to relocate, both we and Erin would strongly entertain the notion of a shared directors role.”  Veteran racer Phil Maher was also vying for the job, but his policy of “allowing performance enhancing drugs” was deemed by the search committee to be too dangerous.  Jacob Gittler was also in line for the position but opted to “continue racing and see if I can improve upon last year’s time by three or four minutes.”

Past Patch Sprint Race Directors

Term

Director

Reason for Leaving

1996-1999

Tim Singer

Fired

2000, 2002

Jay Corell

Got lost climbing Pok-O

2001

Erik Zimmerman

Bad back

2002

Mike Daley

Deported

2003-2006

Sandy Solomon

Slept in on race day

2007-2009

Greg Henderson

Religious differences

ONLY 24 POSITION REMAIN

     Time is running out to secure your position as a racer or trekker at the 2010 Patch Sprint.
     As of Friday, April 16, 105 people have registered.  Only 24 spots remain for participants looking to cover the entire course.
     “We still have plenty of room for people who want to volunteer, or attend in some capacity other than racer or trekker, said race director Erin Canning.  “Also, there are still about 11 spots for Kindersprinters.”
     Due to logistical and environmental reasons, the event will max out at approximately 105 racers/trekkers, and 170 total participants.

 

 

doom1aStarkey paces field in Bare Mt DOOM!

     The DOOM! race series got underway in Willsboro with the Bare Mt. Blast.  Competitors hammered their way up to the summit of Bare Mt.doom1results1  Cole Starkey had the fastest time on the day posting an impressive 10:53.  The first DOOM! series race featured 5 competitors.

     During each event in the DOOM! Series, the VHCS Supercomputer (on loan from the Peru Nordic Masters) evaluates each competitor in three categories using a series of complicated algorithms to calculate a composite DOOM! Index score.  The categories include the Domination Factor, a measure of how much the racer is able harness raw power to subjugate his competitors he doom1bstomps on the field, the Vehemence Factor, a measure of how much anger and aggression is utilized by the racer as he hammers through the course, and the Intimidation Factor, a measure of how the racers performance has damaged the psyche and broken the will of other competitors as he strikes fear into their hearts.
     Traditionally, the leader in this pre-Patch spring series becomes the favorite to win the Patch Sprint.

     The DOOM! Index will be displayed for each event in the DOOM! Series in a user-friendly graphic format, right. Race #2 of the series, up Rattlesnake Mt., is scheduled for Wednesday, April 21.

 

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