"I walk between 45 minutes to two hours at least 358 days a year. On the days I can't walk, I ride a stationary bike."
"I've been going to the gym and eating tons of chicken wings."
"The only year I really trained I got hurt and couldn't run, so I figure training for real is just bad luck."
"Ten weeks out, I begin a regimen that includes long runs, hill runs, tempo runs, speed intervals, cross training and a few races."
"A lot of Cross Training. Wrestling, Swimming, and Game Boy."
"On the advice of my personal trainer, I have also recently added a daily course visualization routine to my training program."
"I know I've put it off until the last minute, but maybe I'll jog a mile tomorrow."
"Improving hand-eye coordination by playing Nintendo. Carbo loading. Mentally preparing. Reading Patch Sprint website."
"I often walk to Taco Bell, Fatburger and other fine dining establishments."
"Practice running through a dark tunnel under an interstate and then directly into a swamp before your eyes can readjust."